Welcome to Bad Movie – Bad Review, the home of all painfully terrible and horrendously pointless films that have no business being watched by anyone, let alone reviewed by us. But that is precisely what we do here at BMBR. We watch and review obscure and painful wastes of time, to spare you from having to.
As well as reviews, videos, and interviews, we also document the feverish collecting of what will one day become a vast tome of profoundly shit DVD’s and VHS tapes, that quite possibly are an enormous waste of money and shelving.
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DVD collecting can be a thoroughly enjoyable and worthwhile experience, apparently. Of course I would have absolutely no idea myself as the subject of my own particular dependency happens to be bad and/or terrible films, which really only results in copious amounts of frowning and wondering where all my spare change has gone, if not […]
For a behind the scenes insight into Ramon Film Productions, the film studio behind Bad Black, and the lives of those who have made it what it is today, don’t forget to check out Bad Movie – Bad Review’s interview with Wakaliwood’s very own Alan Hofmanis. The Trailer Bad Black The super-low budget Ugandan action […]
The Trailer Alien Beasts Back in 2016, when I had just taken off my Bad Movies-obsession stabilisers and had begun careening towards a future filled with frowning and concerned glances during small talk at social events, I had the memorable pleasure of peering into the peculiar mind of failed rap terrorist and Australian mumble-weirdo […]
In the first ever video interview for Bad Movie – Bad Review, we sit down for a discussion of all things Wakaliwood with Alan Hofmanis, an adventurous American who co-produces the super-low budget films of Ramon Film Productions along with it’s creator Isaac Godfrey Geoffrey Nabwana. Emanating from the slums of Kampala, Isaac’s first major […]
In the first ever video review from Bad Movie – Bad Review we take awkwardly close look at a highly bizarre animated fap compilation from the early 2000’s called Virtual Stars. Why this DVD was even created in the first place is a mystery to me, but that didn’t stop us playing computer-generated gynaecologist for […]
Along with reviews of terrible and pointless films, Bad Movie – Bad Review also dutifully documents the new additions to a terrible and pointless DVD collection, consisting primarily of cheap and dreadfully awesome films. Why, is anyone’s guess, but when you’re held this tightly within the firm grasp of an addiction to collecting things that […]
The Trailer There are times to be politically correct and there are times to write things about midget movies, and I’m afraid that sharing Ankle Biters with the wider world is an impossible task without taking the low road, so to speak. There are horrible reasons for this, all of them the direct result of […]
It’s time to gulp liberally from a bathtub full of ‘holy fuck that was awesome’ with the following video review of ‘Song of the Blind Girl’, by Jovo Anschluss. This plucky young editor-extraordinaire is new on the whole YouTube scene, but when he is already making shit as awesome and hilarious as this then expect […]
The Trailer Beowulf So yeah. Let’s. Watch. Beowulf (not that one, this is the 1999 classic with Christopher Lambert and Rhona Mitra – Hooray!) The first thing we hear before the film has even begun is some shitty electro, as if this were some upmarket Mortal Kombat maybe? Of course not, as we are then […]
Good day, judgmental bastard. My name is Defector, and it’s time for me to once again to spew my guts out about my love for Bad Movies, and how they kind of/sort of might be hugely disruptive to my own mental welfare and social status, a bit. Which I’m fairly certain I should have tried […]
Bad Movie Redditor EZeggnog brings us a glimpse in to the wonderous mind of one Amir Shervan and his brand of sideways movie making and general insanity. Hollywood Cop The name “Amir Shervan” is somewhat infamous amongst the so-bad-they’re-good movie fan base. The man is in a way the personification of the American Dream – […]
Ahh, Japan. Is there no end to the things you must enhance with giant mechs and slapstick karate? Of course there isn’t, and today we have Bad Movies Redditor Anschluss11 who will prove that sometimes things translate just fine, thank you very much. Japanese Spiderman The 1978 Japanese Spider-man TV show could be summed up […]
In will only be a matter of time before every combination of monster mash-ups has been attempted at least once. In today’s guest review, EZeggnog proves that there are those who are very hard at work in smashing things together that shouldn’t be. Bigfoot vs Zombies Well ladies and gentlemen, it’s that time of the […]
In the latest BMBR guest review from die-hard Bad Movie Redditor EZeggnog, we delve deep into the inner workings of what the Japanese can create when left alone with no adult supervision. The Calamari Wrestler Oh Japan, why on God’s green Earth do you create such bewildering ‘art’? Movies such as Tetsuo: The Iron Man […]
Reddit supremo and longtime BMBR contributing writer Darthslug brings us a look at that ubiquitous and mysterious phenominon that is the Asian bootleg, and how not one ounce of sense they make. I have in my possession a whole shit-ton of cheap foreign knock-offs that do their best at convincing everyone that they could actually […]
The Trailer Direct Action Dolph Lundgren. Le Dolphinator. Das Lundgrenadè. dolph lundgren Dolph Lundgren. You all know who he is (if not, keep repeating the first three lines of this review until you do), and we all love him. He forms the bottom left corner of the holy 90’s ass-kicking trinity that is Van Damme/Seagal/Lundgren, […]