Welcome to Bad Movie – Bad Review, the home of all painfully terrible and horrendously pointless films that have no business being watched by anyone, let alone reviewed by us. But that is precisely what we do here at BMBR. We watch and review obscure and painful wastes of time, to spare you from having to.
As well as reviews, videos, and interviews, we also document the feverish collecting of what will one day become a vast tome of profoundly shit DVD’s and VHS tapes, that quite possibly are an enormous waste of money and shelving.
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We get a more up close and personal look at the latest additions to The Collection today, as multiple new films ranging from the moderately awesome to the massively awful make their way on to the most rickety shelving ever made. As ever, if you see anything that you would like to warn me of […]
In this episode of Bad Movie Bad Review, we take a look at one of the more questionable and unintentionally dreadful Dolph Lundgren films, the unmissable Sweepers. Dolph Lundgren may well be a hero to many, and just a damn awesome person in general, but there can be no denying that he has appeared in […]
More new DVD’s have found their way into my hastily constructed library of bad and b-movies, including a personal favourite of mine, the unforgettable ‘Shark Exorcist’. A film I have watched more than enough times to make me wish I had a gym membership and a social life instead of an addiction to this kind […]
Today we have yet more additions to the steadily metastasizing growth that is the BMBR bad movies/b-movies DVD collection, this time including a film from whom I am fairly sure I will one day acknowledge as being my nemesis: Danny Dyer. I already own far too many of that shit bag’s films, and each time […]
In Bad Movie/Bad Special Features we take a closer look at not just the terrible films we all know and hate, but also the special features that come with their DVD’s. In this inaugural episode, we take a harrowing look at the hideous mush that came with my reluctantly purchased copy of Mariah Carey’s piece […]
It’s not always from second hand DVD stores that new additions to a shit film collection can be found. If you really want to dig deep into things that people hated so much that they gave them away for free (or in the case of people like myself, had to die before letting go of), […]
DVD collecting can be a thoroughly enjoyable and worthwhile experience, apparently. Of course I would have absolutely no idea myself as the subject of my own particular dependency happens to be bad and/or terrible films, which really only results in copious amounts of frowning and wondering where all my spare change has gone, if not […]
For a behind the scenes insight into Ramon Film Productions, the film studio behind Bad Black, and the lives of those who have made it what it is today, don’t forget to check out Bad Movie – Bad Review’s interview with Wakaliwood’s very own Alan Hofmanis. The Trailer Bad Black The super-low budget Ugandan action […]
The Trailer Alien Beasts Back in 2016, when I had just taken off my Bad Movies-obsession stabilisers and had begun careening towards a future filled with frowning and concerned glances during small talk at social events, I had the memorable pleasure of peering into the peculiar mind of failed rap terrorist and Australian mumble-weirdo […]
In the first ever video interview for Bad Movie – Bad Review, we sit down for a discussion of all things Wakaliwood with Alan Hofmanis, an adventurous American who co-produces the super-low budget films of Ramon Film Productions along with it’s creator Isaac Godfrey Geoffrey Nabwana. Emanating from the slums of Kampala, Isaac’s first major […]
In the first ever video review from Bad Movie – Bad Review we take awkwardly close look at a highly bizarre animated fap compilation from the early 2000’s called Virtual Stars. Why this DVD was even created in the first place is a mystery to me, but that didn’t stop us playing computer-generated gynaecologist for […]
Along with reviews of terrible and pointless films, Bad Movie – Bad Review also dutifully documents the new additions to a terrible and pointless DVD collection, consisting primarily of cheap and dreadfully awesome films. Why, is anyone’s guess, but when you’re held this tightly within the firm grasp of an addiction to collecting things that […]
The Trailer There are times to be politically correct and there are times to write things about midget movies, and I’m afraid that sharing Ankle Biters with the wider world is an impossible task without taking the low road, so to speak. There are horrible reasons for this, all of them the direct result of […]
It’s time to gulp liberally from a bathtub full of ‘holy fuck that was awesome’ with the following video review of ‘Song of the Blind Girl’, by Jovo Anschluss. This plucky young editor-extraordinaire is new on the whole YouTube scene, but when he is already making shit as awesome and hilarious as this then expect […]
The Trailer Beowulf So yeah. Let’s. Watch. Beowulf (not that one, this is the 1999 classic with Christopher Lambert and Rhona Mitra – Hooray!) The first thing we hear before the film has even begun is some shitty electro, as if this were some upmarket Mortal Kombat maybe? Of course not, as we are then […]
Good day, judgmental bastard. My name is Defector, and it’s time for me to once again to spew my guts out about my love for Bad Movies, and how they kind of/sort of might be hugely disruptive to my own mental welfare and social status, a bit. Which I’m fairly certain I should have tried […]